If I don't get to Europe soon . . .

. . . I think I'm going to curl up and die. I've been thinking of this for several months now, that I really need to cross the pond. Soon. I need some good European coffee and chocolate. I need some new shoes, and when it comes to fashion, they are at least 1.5 years ahead of us over here in the colonies. I would love to see my friends in Austria, Belgium, Finland, and The Netherlands. I'd love to visit some of the places I haven't been to yet, like Norway and Sweden and Greece. I'd be thrilled to see some of the places I've seen already. Just take me there. Please. Somebody. Soon. Consider this a cry for help. Are you reading this, SGR?!!